Brexit Tea by frankieleon is licensed under CC by 2.0

Brexit Tea by frankieleon is licensed under CC by 2.0

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last month, you’ll know that Britain has voted to leave the European Union, David Cameron has quit and the UK has gained its second ever female Prime Minister. In a further twist of Shakespearean proportions, Boris Johnson has landed the position of Foreign Secretary. It’s been a whirlwind few weeks in Blighty.

Despite petitions for a second vote, protests across the country and Sir Bob Geldof’s best efforts, it looks like a nasty divorce is on the cards within the next two years. For almost 50% of Britons, this is not welcome news. Incoming Prime Minister Theresa May has stressed several times in the last few weeks that “Brexit means Brexit”.

The implications of Britain leaving the EU cannot be underestimated. After all, it’s still unclear whether the UK will be allowed to compete in the Eurovision Song Contest again.

On a serious note though, plenty of Britons are now contemplating their futures, with many scrambling to apply for alternative passports. The Irish passport office recently warned that its system is at risk of becoming overloaded as thousands of UK citizens scramble to find their Irish roots and snap one up.

If you’re one of the ‘remainers’ struggling to shake off the Brexit blues – and you’re not of Irish ancestry – then here’s a curveball suggestion for you. Why not leave Europe completely and apply for an Australian visa? Migrating to Australia is not as difficult as you may think. If you start the application process soon, you could be settled in Perth or Melbourne before Article 50 has even been triggered and avoid having to watch the painful exit negotiations.

It may sound drastic, but a move Down Under could be the answer to all of your prayers. It’s sunny, you’ll be thousands of miles away from Nigel and Boris, we have Top Shop and we drive on the same side of the road. What’s not to love?

Also, you won’t need to worry about the rising price of European beach holidays because – and we don’t mean to brag – we’ve got beaches to spare here. In fact, a recent study by the University of Sydney’s Coastal Studies Unit found that Australia has over 10,000 beaches. By anyone’s standards, 10,000 is plenty.

Here at True Blue Migration Services, we can assess your eligibility for different visa types and recommend the most suitable migration route for you. We’ll even manage the whole application from start to finish, ensuring that things run as smoothly as possible. Our team has successfully managed applications on behalf of thousands of Brits who are now enjoying life in Australia and you could be next.

So, if you don’t want to live in a country that’s isolated from the rest of Europe then come and live in Australia. We’re isolated from everywhere, but no one seems to mind much.

Forget Brexit and make your exit to Australia instead!

For a free consultation with an OMARA-Registered Migration Agent, call (WA) 08 6189 5333 (VIC) 03 9038 9070 or email help@truebluemigration.com